Saturday, July 4, 2009

Michael Jackson, Gone for Good!

Let's see, how can I put this is in a way so as not to upset the mass millions that are "tragically" mourning Michael's "untimely" Death; He's fucking GONE people! He didn't fake his own death via body double, and he definitely didn't pull a damn Houdini.

With the very conveniently leaked autopsy results, it's safe to conclude one thing; Michael was just asking for it. According to The Sun News, "8st 1oz, no food just pills in his stomach, bald, bruised, his ribs broken by CPR, 4 needle wounds near his heart..."

He was anorexic beyond belief, only eating one very small meal a day. He was completely bald, indicating malnutrition as well. (Yeah, he was pulling off a wig like John Travolta.)

Now seriously, what the hell did he think was going to happen? Get it in your head folks, your lovely king of Pop was just wishing, and hoping for that death; a death that I might add, seemed to move the world in more ways that 10 September 11th's ever could have.

I believe, (though correct me if I'm wrong) that this mass population of "devoted" fans pathetically removed all of those magnificent media incidents that Michael portrayed over the years. Sure, when he was younger he had his moment; was actually worthy of the praise that he received for being a pop genius. But in recent light things just haven't been quite right.

Well that's an understatement, excuse me, Michael went from teen idol to just fucked up in a bad way. I know you remember that day on the news when Michael was flashed across the screen, holding his youngest child over a balcony 3 stories up; am I right?

No, I bet you forgot all about that in your mourning and attempt to please the Pop Gods by crying Michael's name in reverence. If any other parent; no scratch that. If any other PERSON had done something to this extent, could you just imagine the punishment they would receive? It makes me sick; and in the literal sense.

And you know, all this Media coverage over his death is a bit much for one person who has been on his death bed for many, undeniable years. Think about this; our know the ones who over in the Middle East fighting for your independence? Yeah, those courageous men and women that you never give a fleeting thought for. Well, on average, about 5 of them die every day; What do we do for them?

Nothing. Nothing is what we do. Instead, we take up a full month or so on counting the number of times some alleged pop star got up on a stage and earned more than 100 of his fans could make in a year.

Oh and guess what? He's really dead. Gone for good; no Houdini bull shit.


  1. I had no idea he was bald! I always thought that looked like a wig. Thank you for bringing attention to the lack of focus on true heroes. Several of those true heroes were close friends of mine.

  2. Nicely said; i submitted an article about Ed Freeman and it got about 5 views, people don't care about true heros. Gringoperry.